Sunday, October 2, 2011

Sparkle Elsewhere.

Lets address the tricky matter of Twilight shall we? Now, to those that actually read the books, BRAVO. It is so sad, because Stephanie Meyer is one of the greatest writers I've come across. And you training-bra-brats credit her for Edward Cullen? UGGGH.

First I'd like to say, the Twilight series is not all she has written. It's called the Host and it's one of the best books I've ever read. If not my favorite. That is what she SHOULD have been credited on. I'm so sick of you people who only saw the movie trying to call yourselves Stephanie Meyer fans. Your that dedicated? Try reading. 

Oh, and because I'm just that cruel. If you are reading, just know Bella has a demented hybrid baby in Breaking Dawn. That book was not written for her dedicated readers...it was for you the movie franchise. Thank you for destroying another piece of good literature.

-Nikki.

Fanfiction Fails!

Yeah you heard me. Fanifction-epic-fails. Why is it all the greatest stories go out of character? And the stories in character, are boring? Seriously, out of my eight years of following people on fanfiction.net there are about two people I will openly admit are good. Penagainstsword, consider this a shout out, because you are goddamn talented.

Now as I was saying, if you aren't going to write the fanfiction properly, don't write it at all! And some of these people can't even be bothered to proof read their work. It breaks my heart to see such a great site tainted by fourth grade failures. So please, leave the fanfic writing to the talented? Eff this, I'm writing a Yuffietine.

-Nikki.

Facebook Users and Abusers.

Now, not to say I am not guilty of posting a depressing lyric or two in my darker days. But nothing aggravates me more than the attention seekers using facebook to post on how much their life 'sucks'. Seriously? Shut up, no one cares. I don't sign in to read your morbid posts on my news feed.

If something were as bad as you try to make it seem, you wouldn't be posting it for the world to see. I have a cousin, who feels the need to post her every move on the damn site. Ever see a couple break up and get married all in five minutes? Yeah, blame facebook. That site is no good. On another note...do you hate signing on and seeing how people your age are having a way better time than you?

Yeah me too. People only do things now-a-days to post it all over facebook. Therefore I wipe my hands of the addicting site. I'll stick to blogging, where the people can actually spell.

-Nikki.